"All I need now's a balloon"
From the photo album of the apparently defunct Manning Report
--Bush prepares to blow another debate
--Mmmm...yellowcake...
--Mmmm...crow...
--What, me worry lines?
--I still don't feel nothin'...need to exhale...
--A textbook case of double-talkers' cramp
--Bush after his meeting with the religious right
--Look! It's a glazed duh-nut!
--Dubya did a really lousy Bill Clinton impersonation
--"I sure hope this never gets on the Internets"
--Weapons of mass contortion
--Restoring honor and dignity to the White House since 2001
--"Momma said never to talk with your mouth open"
--Refill!!
--Uh...need some wood? (I know, I know...but it's funny, dammit!)
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"I could definitely hold my breath longer than that Kerry fucker. Why can't we do THAT on tv?"
Bush sticks to his guns despite advise from his colleagues that the President, "better not hold his breath."
I knew I could suck all those peppermints at the same time... gettin kinda tingly, though.
(The Manning report is defunct?! Well, shit. I think we should just discontinue the whole internets thing, then. What's the point?)
Whew! I can't tell if that smell is Kerry's breath, Teresa's underarms (smelly Euro)or Edward's fat cow of a wife's ass.
"Goddamn, that Carl's a rude sumbitch. I think I'll hold my breath until he starts showin' some manners."
There something truthful in my mouth.
Can't...let....it....out.....
This blow isn't nearly as much fun as the stuff I did in college--and after college--and at Camp David--and...
"Hey! Look how many pretzels I can stuff in my mouth!"
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Does it count if I don't swallow?
Condi said this was supposed to pack a good buzz, but I'm not feelin anything yet.
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