Sunday, October 24, 2004

Economic Crapbook #3

Bush trains for his new job Posted by Hello

--"So this is that thing called 'paper'?"
--"Bush, you're at the end of the line!"
--"Awww! You're getting better at writing your ABCs!"
--"It's called 'work,' Mr. Bush. You oughta try it sometime."
--Bush always had a brick wall between him and regular folk
--"Heh, heh, heh...drawers!"
--As Nov. 2 neared, Bush expanded his definition of "white" people
--Bush's workmate spreads her hands to illustrate Bush's upcoming share of the black vote
--Bush's call to "lay off" concerns of unemployment didn't go over well
--"Better off? Four years ago, we were investment bankers!"
--"So...looking forward to India?"


Michael said...

Damn, Bernece, he really is dumber than a post!

Ian McGibboney said...

Bernece: "Dumber than a Post-It note!"

Michael said...

I like yours better, Ian. Damn you.