From The Manning Report, the best site in the world
A new kind of K-Car
Read the interesting story behind this car at http://www.trilobia.com/kerry.htm
--The President has been totally redesigned for 2005
--Introducing the new Kerry Continental
--This car is more economical in terms of lives per gallon
--Its battery will really jump-start the economy
--Unlike the Bushmobile, this car can change directions!
--Appeals to soccer moms and hippies alike
--This Ford's always focused
--A little slow on pickup, but pulls through when it counts
--Even if you wanted another one at first, this car sticks to you
--Tears through Bushes without a scratch!
--A real Road Warrior for our times
--John Kerry can pimp any ride!