Dumb other truckers!
This week's caption contest is just screaming for puns on the words "drive." Here's a few (drive-free) tries of my own:
--Texas debuts the nation's first "Driver's Special Ed" program
--"This truck gits 8 malls per gallon. You lack that, don't ya Dick?"
--Poor George mistook his a/c vent for a paper shredder again
--Bush stays the course on the narrow road without looking ahead
--"This here's that road I been tellin' you about, the one paved with good intentions."
--"Race ya, Dick!"
--"Damn, dropped mah beer again..."
--Casting call for the new Mad Max sequel
--"My way or the highway!"
10 comments:
"Has anybody seen the Middle East road map?"
"No Mr. President, we've seem to have lost it."
or
"Why don't you hand me those pretzels from the back seat?"
Okay, that one is mean. Like to read your blog Ian!
Two men, one truck, three DUI's--and a row of hedges to the right...
i like the jon stewart (i think) metaphor about him driving us straignt into a brick wall, although he did it without blinking so people like him.
Yes, I've been called a flip-flopper because I wear contact lenses that occasionally dry.
Why is that couple on the other side of the highway screaming "You're going the wrong way!"?
And why is Bush wearing red, holding a pitchfork and laughing like the devil?
Tonight... on world's wildest police videos...
Bush: Hey Dick, that I get that filthy hippie?
Cheney: Sure did! You got an extra 15 points for knocking his shoes off!
Bush: Awesome! One less Kerry voter and welfar vampire to deal with.
You know, Carl, I think that's exactly what Newsweek quoted them as saying. Except that they spelled "welfare" correctly.
Yeah, I know. They pay me for my witty comedy. Thanks for pointing out the spelling mistake.
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