Saturday, September 18, 2004
Dumb other truckers!
This week's caption contest is just screaming for puns on the words "drive." Here's a few (drive-free) tries of my own:
--Texas debuts the nation's first "Driver's Special Ed" program
--"This truck gits 8 malls per gallon. You lack that, don't ya Dick?"
--Poor George mistook his a/c vent for a paper shredder again
--Bush stays the course on the narrow road without looking ahead
--"This here's that road I been tellin' you about, the one paved with good intentions."
--"Race ya, Dick!"
--"Damn, dropped mah beer again..."
--Casting call for the new Mad Max sequel
--"My way or the highway!"