Bert called. He wants his unibrow back.
I'm George Bush, and I appove this message:"John Kerry is a pinko-commie who has to use Botox. John Kerry, back in '98, stressed the importance of taking out Saddam b/c of his WMD program. Now, he says I lied about Saddam having that same WMD program? All you know is that John Kerry served in Vietnam, and yet, 75% of the military personael has MY back, regardless of what I did or did not do during Vietnam. If you want big, fat, stupid Ted Kennedy running this country, then go ahead and vote for John Fuckin' Kerry. However, if you want a real leader, vote for me, The President."This ad was paid for by Walton and Johnson
Ha-ha! Seeing chimps dressed up in people-clothes never ceases to amuse me.
"George W. Bush, reporting for dereliction of duty, SIR!"
Why does his nametag say Cleland?
How many of you ever served in any capacity? Kerry is promoting himself on 4.5 months of questionable service because he has nothing else. A senate record as highlighted as mine (that means it's non-existant) and a post war pro-communist speech doesn't exactly help his cause either. Also, Bush has been defending Kerry's service record and the only thing the Dems have done is say "Bush dodged Vietnam!" Give me a freakin' break on the double standards. You act like a bunch of college twits.
"How many of you ever served in any capacity?"I assume you're trying to paint us as hypocrites. But keep in mind, we are not the ones who are advocating endless war and the reckless use of our brave troops on questionable military actions. I have not served in the military and don't plan to. But I think that if DO choose to serve, you should at least fulfill your requirements."Kerry is promoting himself on 4.5 months of questionable service because he has nothing else."Not the most brilliant strategy for Bush, either."A senate record as highlighted as mine (that means it's non-existant)"But wait...does that mean Kerry is no longer the most liberal Senator ever? Because all I've been hearing from the right is how Kerry has been so bad throughout his long career. Like him or hate him, that hardly qualifies as nonexistent."and a post war pro-communist speech"Kerry called the Vietnam war a "mistake." How is that pro-Communist?"Also, Bush has been defending Kerry's service record and the only thing the Dems have done is say 'Bush dodged Vietnam!'"Um, isn't it the opposite? Kerry has repeatedly condemned moveon.org for calling Bush a deserter, while Bush has waved (maybe) a cursory finger at SBV for T."You act like a bunch of college twits."Well, I AM a college twit. If you're insulting me for having intelligence, that's pretty accurate.
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