Saturday, July 10, 2004

Update on Iraq

For the latest developments in that burgeoning sovereign paradise we call Iraq, let's go to the tape!

Before:

-Saddam Hussein was on the loose
-The Ba'ath Party ruled with a tight and tyrannical fist
-Elections were a sham
-The people were not permitted free expression
-Basic necessities, such as food, water and shelter, were often in short supply
-Thousands of innocent Iraqis were killed in the name of the country
-Saddam's torture chamber was in full swing
-At the onset of war, Saddam Hussein fled the country for his safety

Now:

-Saddam Hussein is out of U.S. custody
-The Ba'ath Party looks to be back in power soon
-Elections are a sham
-The people are not permitted free expression
-Basic necessities, such as food, water and shelter, are often in short supply
-Tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis were killed in the name of freedom
-Saddam's torture chamber, under new management, is in full swing
-At the onset of sovereignty, Paul Bremer fled the country for his safety

Now THAT was $87 billion well spent! Brother, can you spare a dime?

2 comments:

Nick said...

Yep, Saddam's torture chambers are back in full swing, you know, since our soldiers are gassing people and putting them through shredders, right?

Ian McGibboney said...

No, they're just anally raping them and covering them with feces. At least that we know about.