NEWS FLASH * NEWS FLASH * NEWS FLASH
MOSUL, IRAQ--Looks like that security force we're training in Iraq is already getting results. Gunmen spotted Osama in a four-car security convoy Wednesday, threw a grenade at his car and then fired away.
Put it on the record--Osama is now DEAD.
Wait, what? He changed his name to Osama Kashmoula? And he was the governor of Mosul? Wow! The fabled 9/11-Iraq connection! And he sure looks different! Like a whole other man!
Oh, wait, he IS a whole other man...yet another northern Iraqi leader murdered by insurgents...darnit to heck...