Friday, July 16, 2004

IRAQIS KILL OSAMA!!

NEWS FLASH * NEWS FLASH * NEWS FLASH
 
MOSUL, IRAQ--Looks like that security force we're training in Iraq is already getting results.  Gunmen spotted Osama in a four-car security convoy Wednesday, threw a grenade at his car and then fired away.
 
Put it on the record--Osama is now DEAD.
 
Wait, what? He changed his name to Osama Kashmoula? And he was the governor of Mosul? Wow! The fabled 9/11-Iraq connection! And he sure looks different! Like a whole other man!
 
Oh, wait, he IS a whole other man...yet another northern Iraqi leader murdered by insurgents...darnit to heck...

1 comment:

oyster said...

You had me there for far too long. Damn you.